Previous post:

Next post:

BREAKING: Empire Avenue Squirrel Questioned

by THE INFLUENCIER on September 23, 2010 •  comment

Empire Avenue BREAKING NEWSSource: Interpol Cybercrime Agents at Empire Avenue HQ to Question (e)SQRL

EDMONTON, AB 4:03PM CST – An unnamed source close to the investigation has confirmed to THE INFLUENCIER that agents from Interpol’s Cybercrime Division were on site at Empire Avenue Headquarters to question Sir Rudiger Esquirrel, a former Server Room Intern who now works in the Marketing Department. Interpol has listed Rudiger Esquirel as a “Rodent of Interest” in an ongoing investigation. It is unknown to THE INFLUENCIER at this point, the focus of the inquiry or content of the questions posed to Esquirel.

In other news, Facebook is still down.

More to come as events unfold.

Previous post:

Next post:

Leave a Comment

Influence is an extraordinary tool. What will you do with it? The Influencier