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BREAKING NEWS: Disgruntled Intern Threatens Violence

by THE INFLUENCIER on August 6, 2010 •  comment

BREAKING NEWSEdmonton 4:45pm CST – A rascally rodent by the name of Sir Rudiger Esquirel (e)SQRL has revealed himself as one of Empire Avenue’s exploited interns and has publicly threatened violence upon the company.

Sir Rudiger Esquirel“Empire Avenue forces me into manual squirrel labor in the server room. Soon I will unleash my vengeance upon them in a hail of nuts and squirrel droppings!”

THE INFLUENCIER has learned that Sir Esquirel has referred to this act of forthcoming vengeance as the “”Hail of a Thousand Nuts.” There has been no word from Empire Avenue Executives as to whether they are taking the threat seriously. You can follow the exploits of Sir Rudiger Esquirel on twitter @EAv_Squirrel.

More to come as events unfold.

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