Savvy Squirrel Strikes Servers, Has Hostages
In a late breaking development, Empire Avenue CEO Duleepa Wijayawardhana, also known as (e)DUPS revealed Friday evening via twitter that Sir Reginald Esquirel (e)SQRL had upped the ante by taking Empire Avenue server operators hostage. A handwritten note allegedly slipped under a door at Empire Avenue Headquarters with a list of demands. THE INFLUENCIER has recieved a copy of the alleged ransom note, pictured below.
Authorities consider (e)SQRL armed and dangerous and have advised not to feed him or any of his pals. If you spot one of these squirrels use extreme caution. Empire Avenue Headquarters have asked influencers to help end the infestation by clicking on any rodents they see on the site.
THE INFLUENCIER has established a line of communication with Sir Esquirel seeking a comment regarding this latest development and will bring you more details as they become available.