11:30AM Edmonton, Alberta – In what appears to be an escalation of vengeance, THE INFLUENCIER has just received the following communique from (e)SQRL regarding the possibility that he and his band of bushy-tailed bandits have taken Empire Avenue server operators hostage and are demanding a ransom:
“I cannot confirm nor deny such rumors. Just bring me nuts and cave to my demands, and everything will be okay.”
There has been no word from Empire Avenue Headquarters as to the status of the server operators, or whether they are considering (e)SQRL’s demands.
More to come as events unfold.