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Has Empire Avenue Gone to the Dogs?

by THE INFLUENCIER on September 3, 2011 •  2 comments

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Has Empire Avenue Gone to the Dogs?

In a recent blog article, Empire Avenue CEO and semi-professional zombie hunter, Duleepa Wijayawardhana (e)DUPS, announced that the top 100 Stocks in Empire Avenue have performed better than the sluggish Dow Jones Industrial Average and it’s hipster cousin, the NASDAQ, over the past 5 months. Dups even put down his zombie-smashing, nail-adorned, baseball bat for a moment to “prove” his boastful boasting with a pretty little graph.

DUPSYeah, right. The phrase, “Figures lie and liars figure” comes to mind. Do I need to remind you, dear reader, that these so-called “facts” come from a man who’s nickname and twitter handle is short for “Duplicitous?” (Not to mention he “embroiders” this “name” on all his pillow “shams”). All Dups is attempting to do is put perfume on a huge, steaming pile of doggie doo.

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[X]PENDAPALOOZA – Investing It Forward

by THE INFLUENCIER on June 9, 2011 •  22 comments

Xpendapalooza Achievement - Invest It Forward“Crazy.”

“Insane.”

“Wow.”

Just a few of the words used to describe the [X]perience that was [X]PENDAPALOOZA. For 24 hours, eaves flew fast and furious in a flurry of  unfettered, and often ferocious frivolity, back and forth between traders inside the walls of the [X]PENDAPALOOZA Community. In the end, the community grew from zero to 283 members overnight, turning  it into the 13th largest Personal Community on Empire Avenue.

At the time of this writing, out of the 283 members who joined the community, 61 had reported how much they spent “investing it forward” by buying shares and selflessly reinvesting whatever they received from others during the event. That number amounted to… Drumroll please….
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[X]PENDAPALOOZA!

by THE INFLUENCIER on June 7, 2011 •  28 comments

[X]PENDAPALOOZA on Empire Avenue[X]PENDAPALOOZA
[X]pect the un[X]pected!

UPDATE: [X]PENDAPALOOZA has concluded. For a heads up on future events, join the [X]Bar Facebook Group

At [X]actly 12:00 AM GMT today, the second [X]PENDAPALOOZA Event gets underway on Empire Avenue. If you are looking for a way to significantly [X]pand your portfolio, [X]tend your conne[X]ions, and witness an [X]change of Eaves that will [X]cede the limits of what you have previously thought possible, then you have no [X]cuse not to participate in this [X]travaganza.

So, what [X]actly is [X]PENDAPALOOZA? Allow me to [X]plain…

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Empire Avenue Wisdom 023 – Mondays

by THE INFLUENCIER on May 16, 2011 •  comment

Empire Avenue Daily Investment Wisdom 023

Monday is a day for buying, not for selling.

(Editor’s Note: Original Post Date – December 6, 2010)
Monday is a day when many stocks are slipping into the yellow or even the red as their ticker scrolls across your screen. Just like in the real world, the Empire Avenue market moves in cycles. One of the cycles that is evident, is the general downturn of share prices across the board on Mondays, related to the fact many people have reduced activity over the weekend. Even influencers who were active over the weekend may experience a drop in share price as the effects of “global market gravity” conspire to tug their stock gently back to earth. This presents the savvy investor with an opportunity to snatch up some real bargains. On Mondays, graphs can be your best investment advisor. Look for some solid stocks with a steady rise over time that have dipped slightly over the weekend. Throw some eaves in and increase your holdings, before they resume their regular weekday activity and the share price begins to climb again.

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Empire Avenue Wisdom 032 – Pay It Forward

by THE INFLUENCIER on May 14, 2011 •  4 comments

Pay it Forward During [X]PENDAPALOOZA

The members (allegedly) of a group ([X]) that may (or may not) exist are sponsoring a special Empire Avenue event today (for the next few hours). During [X]PENDAPLOOZA, the likes of  John (allegedly) Gushue (e)GUSHUE, Cindy (allegedly) Smith (e)REIGN,  Darren (allegedly) MacEachern (e)ANGLER, Omar (allegedly) Habayeb (e)OKMMH, Ben (allegedly) Arledge (e)BEN, Michael (allegedly) Walker (e)EDM, Adriel (allegedly) Hampton (e)ADRIEL, and others (allegedly) are buying (big) into anyone who asks (for real). In exchange, you are encouraged to pay it forward and use the eaves you receive to build community by investing in others, making new connections, and meeting new people, rather than reciprocating a buy back in these generous (very) folks.

The first two hours of [X]pendapalooza have been insane, with millions of eaves flying back and forth across Empire Avenue in new investments. To join in the fun, post your Ticker in the [X]Bar Facebook Group [X]pendapalooza thread and visit the [X]Bar Chat on Empire Avenue.

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Ultimate Empire Avenue Chrome Extension

by THE INFLUENCIER May 10, 2011 17 comments

The ULTIMATE Empire Avenue Google Chrome Extension For Firefox, IE9, Safari and Opera* Want the inside track to Empire Avenue wealth and riches? Want to supercharge your eaves and dividends? Looking for the absolute best way to separate non-performing Empire Avenue stocks from Rising Rockstars? Intense Apps, creators of Intense Trader, the all-time best-selling Empire […]

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New Empire Avenue Secret Achievements Unlocked

by THE INFLUENCIER April 1, 2011 9 comments

After months of careful research and a ton of trial and error, THE INFLUENCIER can now report that there are three new Empire Avenue Secret Achievements that can be unlocked for some very lucrative rewards. (e)DUPS and the rest of the Empire Avenue Team have truly outdone themselves with these three new secret achievements, both […]

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Empire Avenue Wisdom 022 – Think

by THE INFLUENCIER December 2, 2010 4 comments

Think before you tweet. Think before you buy. Think before you tweet what you buy. When you buy shares of someone, Empire Avenue allows you to share the news of your investment with the world via a an auto tweet at the time of purchase — something which, for the purposes of this post, I’m […]

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Rodent Ruckus Redux – The (e)LDYHXC Interview

by THE INFLUENCIER October 1, 2010 1 comment

Editor’s Note: This article is the fourth in a series of posts from THE INFLUENCIER honoring the heroes of and remembering the horror that was the “Hail of a Thousand Nuts.”  To learn more about this historic event, read posts tagged squirrel. We Will Never Forget! It was on this very day, 15 days ago […]

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Rodent Ruckus Redux – The (e)DUPS Interview

by THE INFLUENCIER September 29, 2010 0 comments

Editor’s Note: This article is the third in a series of posts from THE INFLUENCIER honoring the heroes of and remembering the horror that was the “Hail of a Thousand Nuts.”  To learn more about this historic event, read posts tagged squirrel. We Must Never Forget! It was on this very day, five days ago, […]

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The Truth Behind Empire Avenue Employee IPOs

by THE INFLUENCIER September 24, 2010 2 comments

If you hadn’t noticed, you can now buy shares of Empire Avenue Employees with your hard earned eaves. Prior to today, these so-called “E-Class” stocks were unavailable for purchase, although one could easily lose him or herself for hours merely by gazing at their enchanting E-Shields and provocative profile pictures. Especially, if one were gazing […]

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