Empire Avenue Wisdom 026 – Watch Lists

by THE INFLUENCIER April 17, 2011 1 comment

Removing 2,000 names from your watch list does not earn you a Secret Achievement. It only results in blisters on your clicking finger.

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New Empire Avenue Secret Achievements Unlocked

by THE INFLUENCIER April 1, 2011 9 comments

After months of careful research and a ton of trial and error, THE INFLUENCIER can now report that there are three new Empire Avenue Secret Achievements that can be unlocked for some very lucrative rewards. (e)DUPS and the rest of the Empire Avenue Team have truly outdone themselves with these three new secret achievements, both […]

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Empire Avenue Wisdom 025

by THE INFLUENCIER December 24, 2010 0 comments

Empire Avenue Reindeer Games Invest in (e)DA S (e)HER, (e)DANCER, P R (e)ANC R, (e)VIX (e)EN, C (e)OME T, Q P I D, (e)DON (e)NR, B (e)LI (e)TS (e)ZEN, (e)RUD (e)OL (e)PH and S (e)AI (e)NT (e)NICK.

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Empire Avenue Wisdom 024

by THE INFLUENCIER December 23, 2010 0 comments

Don’t sit on the fence. Pick a side. When it comes to Empire Avenue Twitter Index Cage Matches, you gotta commit. Get off the fence and pick a side. Even if the side you pick loses, if you buy in early, you’ll make some Eaves while other people invest and the share price increases, as […]

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BREAKING: Empire Avenue Creates Deadly Virus

by THE INFLUENCIER December 3, 2010 1 comment

VP of Marketing Ohle Threatens To Unleash Unstoppable Superbug EDMONTON, AB 4:35PM CST – In a haunting video released earlier today on the YouTube, Empire Avenue VP of Marketing and Media Relations, Tom Ohle (e)TOM threatened to unleash a weaponized version of the H1N1 flu virus on the world unless he received investments totaling 1,000,000 […]

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Empire Avenue Wisdom 022 – Think

by THE INFLUENCIER December 2, 2010 4 comments

Think before you tweet. Think before you buy. Think before you tweet what you buy. When you buy shares of someone, Empire Avenue allows you to share the news of your investment with the world via a an auto tweet at the time of purchase — something which, for the purposes of this post, I’m […]

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Empire Avenue Wisdom 021 – Stand Up

by THE INFLUENCIER December 1, 2010 0 comments

Don’t be afraid to stand up for something you feel strongly about. Some people will sell you. An equal number will probably invest in you. Maybe more.

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Empire Avenue Wisdom 020 – Endorsed

by THE INFLUENCIER November 29, 2010 0 comments

Endorse their blog… But read it first.

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Empire Avenue Wisdom 019 – Twitter Index

by THE INFLUENCIER November 26, 2010 2 comments

Invest in your Tweeps. Let them know. Encourage them to join Empire Avenue. As Adriel Hampton (e)ADRIEL noted earlier today, investing in your own personal connections on the new Twitter Index, and letting them know that you did so, can be an effective way to encourage top influencers in your network to get connected on […]

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Empire Avenue Wisdom 018 – Happy Thanksgiving!

by THE INFLUENCIER November 25, 2010 0 comments

Invest in (e)TRKY (e)YAMS and (e)PIE. (e)HAPPY (e)THNK S G (e)IVI (e)ING from (e)DARING and THE INFLUENCIER!

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RUMOR: Empire Avenue Genetically Engineering Squirrel-Turkey Hybrids

by THE INFLUENCIER November 24, 2010 1 comment

World’s Scientific Community Outraged by Unethical Animal Experimentation. Like a slowly simmering pot of tofurkey gravy, rumors are bubbling to the surface that Duleepa Wijayawardhana (e)DUPS, CEO of the plucky Canadian social media startup, Empire Avenue Inc. has transformed the company into a garish recreation of Dr. Frankenstein’s laboratory and has begun conducting frighteningly bizarre […]

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